Fucked up
(music:theo/lyrics:albert - 2007)

This guy met on the internet a chick he liked a lot
meeting her in person, she was totally hot
finally on her weddingnight he noticed her little lie
he stared in shock at her crotch
the woman was a guy!
 
It's all fucked up (so fucked up)
It never works the way it should
you're always out of luck
it's all fucked up (so fucked up)
You think you're eating pussy, instead you're sucking cock
 
This student from a Dutch school wanted to make some history
he 'swaffled' the Taj Mahal en got a news story
His fame grew in a youtube movie and his ego swelled
But when his teachers caught his act, he finally was expelled
 
It's all fucked up (so fucked up)
It never works the way it should
you're always out of luck
it's all fucked up (so fucked up)
You think you are the coolest dude
instead you are a schmuck
 
It's all fucked up (so fucked up)
It never works the way it should
you're always out of luck
it's all fucked up (so fucked up)
You think you are a hotshot
but youre not worth a fuck
 
The football match on sunday was a loaded one
Old rivalry should turn the atmosphere in good clean fun
Some stupid guy with a lighter blew the entire day
You thought you're being funny
but you will have to pay

Fucked  up
Fucked  up
Fucked  up
Fucked  up